O/T TONY BLAIR>>>>This afternoon stated that....more

Posted by vermeer on 30/May/2001 at 18:47:

the UK has 7 million (SEVEN MILLION!!!!)citizens who are can't read or write poperly (i'll own up i'm one of 'em)....I mean to stand up and smuggly make such a statement really does defy belief,but never mind our wonderfully "BOG-STANDERED" media won't make waves with our (oooops! sorry 'their')Tony(gawd bless 'im)....Really to make such a disgraceful statement like '7 million people in this country can't read or write'doesn't deserve anything but utter contempt for these 'con-artists'...Forget showering them with bouquets of flowers,or even half a dozen of farmer Giles's freshly laid,what Blair and his cronies deserve is a full make-over using nothing more than a 100/200 weight of Wimpeys finest half-brick.....I mean are these 'champagne socialist' morons on hard drugs or what?......I'm just waiting for tonight when Tonys(gawwd bless 'im)luvvies in the media try to live up to their un-biased, high standard of election coverage and blame anyone and everyone except 'their' Tony(gawwwwd bless'im) and his cronies for the fact that SEVEN MILLION!!! UK citizens can't read or write...Let's ask 'the question."JUST WHAT HAVE THESE JOKERS BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS???".I know you can't do it all in 4 years,but you can certainly make a damn good start.

Now let's say a few words on behalf of our wonderful,bog-standard reporters in the media..Let's take 'Sky news'(pleeease someone take 'em)for a start..If anyone's had a look at their coverage they'll know what i'm on about...Sheesh! i mean are these Sky people independant or not,all we've had from these Sky jokers is wall to wall electioneering for and on behalf,that's right you've guessed it our (their)Tony (gawwwd bless 'im).Let's face it Alastair 'i'm the daddy' Campbell must be well satisfied day after day with Skys Adam 'give me another pie & i'll have seconds' Boulton well up'im,mind you Channel Four news's John Snow will take some stopping from winning the 'top creepy-crawler'reporter of the campaign award(sheeesh! the guy's so far up the Labour luvvies,he walks around with a snorkel fixed perminant to his face) ,seriously John have you thought of changing your name to Spiderman?

If you feel like a good old fashioned cringe or puke in the morning tune into Skys coverage of our Tonys(gawwwwwd bless 'im)morning press conferences,at about 8.30am every morning...You will get a front row seat and a view of our (hangs head in shame)finest,un-biased and 'Pultitzer Prize' deserving reporters this country truly deserves.....'Pulitzer,ha!ha they can kiss my ass..Ooops! but i'm forgetting,they're too busy kissing Tonys (gawwwd bless 'im).

Nice to see Charles'clue-less'Kennedy not getting a look in around Tonys back side at the mo'....No come on now,let's be fair he's had a gruelling 4 years of kissing Labours butt,he must have terrible back ache the poor lamb.

Regards & don't let the bar-stewards grind ya down.Bazz

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• You wont be very surprised to hear that.................... The jitters 30/May/2001 at 20:33 (0)
• What were the 7 million jokers doing during their time at school then? NOM The Saint 30/May/2001 at 20:22 (0)
• You've proved him correct WingsOfADove 30/May/2001 at 20:16 (0)
• Nice one. a rare posting to add to the "Best of Hemscott". nm Botanicals 30/May/2001 at 20:16 (0)
• CHEERS GUYS>>It's just that i wonder if this green & pleasant land gets what it deserves(nm) vermeer 30/May/2001 at 19:28 (1)
  • It's been a while since it's been pleasant, but it sure is green.nm snatch 30/May/2001 at 19:40 (0)
• You have hit several nails on the head there>>> Booskey 30/May/2001 at 19:12 (1)
  • Re: You have hit several nails on the head there>>> WingsOfADove 30/May/2001 at 20:23 (0)
• Even professional journalists are poor at written English. Even the broadsheet ones. nm snackonmms 30/May/2001 at 19:00 (6)
  • and evident too on News Bulletins...who edits them?!!!..nm sleeplessnights 30/May/2001 at 19:06 (5)
    • Good point. Also look out for capital letter inconsistencies, apostrophe mania, split infinitves! nm snackonmms 30/May/2001 at 19:08 (4)
      • lol..woudn't catch me at that....no siree!!..nm sleeplessnights 30/May/2001 at 19:10 (2)
        • Hope that got you a few laugh's. I ai'nt that Clever as I'm now in my 30's. nm snackonmms 30/May/2001 at 19:15 (1)
          • typo there..mind you the 3 and 4 are close together...:-).nm sleeplessnights 30/May/2001 at 19:18 (0)
      • Infinitives, that should say! Also typos! nm snackonmms 30/May/2001 at 19:09 (0)
• I hate to point it out, a politician telling the truth...... tiredoldbroker 30/May/2001 at 18:59 (4)
  • You're right there mate.Their education is lacking but they're alright NM Young Offender 30/May/2001 at 20:40 (0)
  • as a one-time English teechir, I heartily concur , TOB.. .....>> DocHector 30/May/2001 at 19:07 (2)
    • Hello 'ello snackonmms 30/May/2001 at 19:13 (1)
      • Yiassou, Snacks. DocHector 30/May/2001 at 19:32 (0)
• post and a half there V.... sleeplessnights 30/May/2001 at 18:56 (0)
• Vermeer, sorry, but I diagnose Electionitis ! . 3 weeks rest. nm DocHector 30/May/2001 at 18:52 (0)

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Comments:	: the UK has 7 million (SEVEN MILLION!!!!)citizens who are can't read or write poperly (i'll own up i'm one of 'em)....I mean to stand up and smuggly make such a statement really does defy belief,but never mind our wonderfully "BOG-STANDERED" media won't make waves with our (oooops! sorry 'their')Tony(gawd bless 'im)....Really to make such a disgraceful statement like '7 million people in this country can't read or write'doesn't deserve anything but utter contempt for these 'con-artists'...Forget showering them with bouquets of flowers,or even half a dozen of farmer Giles's freshly laid,what Blair and his cronies deserve is a full make-over using nothing more than a 100/200 weight of Wimpeys finest half-brick.....I mean are these 'champagne socialist' morons on hard drugs or what?......I'm just waiting for tonight when Tonys(gawwd bless 'im)luvvies in the media try to live up to their un-biased, high standard of election coverage and blame anyone and everyone except 'their' Tony(gawwwwd bless'im) and his cronies for the fact that SEVEN MILLION!!! UK citizens can't read or write...Let's ask 'the question."JUST WHAT HAVE THESE JOKERS BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS???".I know you can't do it all in 4 years,but you can certainly make a damn good start. : Now let's say a few words on behalf of our wonderful,bog-standard reporters in the media..Let's take 'Sky news'(pleeease someone take 'em)for a start..If anyone's had a look at their coverage they'll know what i'm on about...Sheesh! i mean are these Sky people independant or not,all we've had from these Sky jokers is wall to wall electioneering for and on behalf,that's right you've guessed it our (their)Tony (gawwwd bless 'im).Let's face it Alastair 'i'm the daddy' Campbell must be well satisfied day after day with Skys Adam 'give me another pie & i'll have seconds' Boulton well up'im,mind you Channel Four news's John Snow will take some stopping from winning the 'top creepy-crawler'reporter of the campaign award(sheeesh! the guy's so far up the Labour luvvies,he walks around with a snorkel fixed perminant to his face) ,seriously John have you thought of changing your name to Spiderman? : If you feel like a good old fashioned cringe or puke in the morning tune into Skys coverage of our Tonys(gawwwwwd bless 'im)morning press conferences,at about 8.30am every morning...You will get a front row seat and a view of our (hangs head in shame)finest,un-biased and 'Pultitzer Prize' deserving reporters this country truly deserves.....'Pulitzer,ha!ha they can kiss my ass..Ooops! but i'm forgetting,they're too busy kissing Tonys (gawwwd bless 'im). : Nice to see Charles'clue-less'Kennedy not getting a look in around Tonys back side at the mo'....No come on now,let's be fair he's had a gruelling 4 years of kissing Labours butt,he must have terrible back ache the poor lamb. : Regards & don't let the bar-stewards grind ya down.Bazz

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